womens desire

a man asked fairy to make him desirable & irrestible to all women

she turned him into a CREDIT CARD

a real fact

why is facebook such a hit?

= it works on d priciple dat 
"ppl r more interested in others lyf den their own! =)

"a real fact" (:

attitude!

TO BE SURE IF HITTING D
TARGET IN UR LIFE
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SHOOT FIRST
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& WATEVER U HIT
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CALL IT D TARGET!!!
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THATS CALLED ATTITUDE!

how to be first in your class

want to be 1st in ur class ?

                                              tips
1    wake up everyday at 5 am
2    drink tea or coffee
3    go to school at 6 am, and nobody 
will be there in ur class !!
     
                                    you are 1st in ur class

school vs. college

EPIC
School vs College

School:
pencil, rubber, sharpener, scale!!
College:
Ek ballpen wo bhi friends se cheena
huwa

School:
class mein enter hone se pehle:
ma'am may i come in?
College:
bina baithe hi mobile kan se laga ke
class se bahar!!

School:
Bag mein har subject ki books!!
College:
yaar ek paper toh phar ke de

School: class test mein star!!
College :full moon hi naseeb hota hai yaar!!

School : listen i like her!!
College : sambhal ke dekh, bhabhi hai teri !!

height of addiction

height of addiction

in college form,

when asked about 

"permanent address"

a student wrote 

"www.facebook.com"

Having 1 Child Makes You A Parent But....

Having 1 Child Makes You A Parent But Having 2 Makes You A Refree.

Marriage Is A Relationship In Which 1 Person Is Always Right And The Other Is Always Husband.

You Can't Buy Love But You Pay Heavily For It.

Wife And Husband Always Compromise, Husband Admits That He's Wrong And Wife Too Agrees With Him.

Our Language Is Called The Mother Tongue Because The Father Never Gets A Chance To
Speak..! XP=P

guys vs. girls

When a Guy does Something Wrong!

Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :(

When a Girl does Something Wrong!

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident. I didn't mean to!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry..!!:(

teacher asks a question....